Fuck Mike Valentino (And I Mean That Literally)

This bitch is hot. Especially when he talks to me like that.

Will you all do me a favor and go over there and beg his wife to let me have five minutes in a broom closet with him? And also, will you please ask him to accept my MySpace friend request so that I can access his photos and beat off to them?

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  1. Gimme a Hello Kitty sticker, first.

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  2. Hello Kitty stickers go to people with hot ass-tap-able husbands.

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  3. I was wondering why my page had so many hits and then I waltzed on over here for my stalker fix and whatdaya know!

    If you were a sandwich I would totally. . .

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  4. To look back at the beginning of something beautiful is, well, beautiful.

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  5. Oh, yes, I'm now getting all nostalgic for those early days, when we were still discovering each other's bodies, when each tender touch was brand new and full of possibility.

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