A Helpful Warning

Read this whole thing. Don't skip ahead. You'll thank me. Click to enlarge:

[Thanks to Peter from Plastic Bubble World for sending me this.]


  1. Funny, but oddly useful. Grizzly bears don't associate human's with food. So run into one of them and just scream and wave your arms around a lot so you look like something that doesn't want to be eaten. Black bears do associate human's with food. Run into one of those and you're screwed. You're supposed to run up to them and punch them in the nose to scare them off.

  2. Yes, I am aware I did not need the apostrophe in "human's". I apologize.

  3. i have read this before, and it always makes me laugh.

    this is why i consider roughing it going to brooklyn.