Okay. Michael Phelps is hot as all fuck. But I'm not watching any of the Olympics. When you look at Olympic athletes, you see inspiring heroes who have pushed the boundaries of human excellence. When I look at Olympic athletes, I see people who were beaten as children when they didn't live up to their parents' expectations.... But did I mention that Michael Phelps is hot as all fuck?:
That seemed like a very legitimate Japanese-made profile of Michael Phelps. Apparently, the Japanese don't realize when they've created softcore pornography. I thank them for their naivete.