I Don't Think There's a Material Possession on This Earth That I Want More

The item? Shoes. The brand? Pumas. The style? The Goonies. HOLY FUCK, PEOPLE, DID YOU HEAR ME?! Come December, I will own The Goonies Pumas! Click to enlarge these pics:

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[Thanks to Dramatic Musings for sending me this. And for bitch-slapping salesgirls in Malaysia.]


  1. Oh, c'mon, can't you picture me wearing these?!

  2. I guess they're not too ugly if you have to walk on broken glass or something. But in any normal situation their ugliness would far outweigh their utility.