The Life and Times of Pork Chop

Posted by Prince Gomolvilas
ON Friday, August 22, 2008
Many of you have been greatly anticipating the next episode of Weighing Pork Chop, the web series that has changed the way you see life. But, alas, it's been more than four months since the last one has appeared and made you weep tears of joy. And you keep asking me what the hell has happened.

Well, as you may have guessed, it hasn't been easy trying to convince the star of the series to get in front of the camera again. He's temperamental, often cranky, the ultimate diva. So it's been four months of very careful negotiations in order to get him to understand that he must share his gifts with the world. I'm talking, of course, about me. As for Pork Chop, he's ready to shoot at any time. I mean, after two mentions in Entertainment Weekly and views in the tens of thousands, his self-love has grown to enormous proportions.

Soon, dear readers, soon.
Thanks for visiting Bamboo Nation! Want to stay connected? Subscribe to this blog via RSS or e-mail. Or join my private e-mail list for event alerts. Or do both of those things. Because if you do, you win the Internet!



  1. I love those god damn videyas. You need to make one. And make it snappy.


  2. Hey, Pork Chop has a purloined Oscar. Everybody else can step off.


  3. William Said,

    Yeah, get with the program, Pokey. Entertain us. More product -- now now now now now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  4. Madley Said,

    Yes, please... make Mike Valentino happy ;)


  5. Narrioch Said,

    Hurry up! The fans are gathering!


Blog Archive by Topic

Blog Archive by Date