Many of you have been greatly anticipating the next episode of Weighing Pork Chop, the web series that has changed the way you see life. But, alas, it's been more than four months since the last one has appeared and made you weep tears of joy. And you keep asking me what the hell has happened.
Well, as you may have guessed, it hasn't been easy trying to convince the star of the series to get in front of the camera again. He's temperamental, often cranky, the ultimate diva. So it's been four months of very careful negotiations in order to get him to understand that he must share his gifts with the world. I'm talking, of course, about me. As for Pork Chop, he's ready to shoot at any time. I mean, after two mentions in Entertainment Weekly and views in the tens of thousands, his self-love has grown to enormous proportions.
Soon, dear readers, soon.