After 15 agonizing days of lameness, I finally went to see The Dark Knight in IMAX in Universal City with Gabriel and Loren.
PRINCE: This had better be the best movie I have ever seen in my entire life.
GABRIEL: I know, right?
PRINCE: And if it's not, then it's all your fault.
GABRIEL: Why is it my fault?
PRINCE: Because it just is.
GABRIEL: Can we just agree that if it's not the best movie you have ever seen in your entire life, then it's all Loren's fault?
PRINCE (shrugs): Okay.
Well, folks, I can tell you that The Dark Knight is a good movie. But if you're looking for someone to talk about The Dark Knight as if it's a hot, delicious, creamy load in the face (like here and here and here), then I am not your man. And it's all Loren's fault.