Look, even those with broken gaydar always knew Clay Aiken was as queer as my 2(x)ist boxer briefs.
But, Clay, I am proud of you for saying it out loud and in public. It feels good, doesn't it? I'm sure Lance Bass can give you a few pointers. And now you can continue soliciting gay sex online without fear of persecution.... Well, on second thought, maybe you should lay off the online sex for a little while. Just a little while.
Remember when Clay's cover of "Bridge Over Troubled Water" made me cry? Remember?!:
[Thanks to Michael Karo and Marisela Orta for alerting me to this.]