Holy Crap

This is not a joke. This is not a parody. This is not supposed to be funny. But, oh, you will laugh. This video is from the website of a Christian ministry. Can you make it to the guy's dance solo? Can you?!:



[Thanks to Scott Heim for sending me this.]

15 comments:

  1. Well, I'm glad to see the ex-gay movement is still doing brisk business.

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  2. Christians are so fucking weird.

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  3. This reminds me to no end of the Will Ferrell/Cheri Oteri cheerleader skits on SNL a decade ago. In some way, this is even more funny!

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  4. Myke emerges from his Burning Man haze!

    The Big Picture, hi, they may be weird, but they have wicked awesome dance skillz!

    Noodleman, yes, unintentional yuks are always more amusing--unfortunately for those being yukked at.

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  5. WOW. Did that really just happen? I'm getting a 1988 reading on my flux capacitor, with strong undertones of aerosol and self-loathing.

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  6. I can't decide which I like more: the keyboards labeled "truth" and "present"; the random hands-over-head turn (like little kids pretending to do ballet); or the sexy two inches of calf the ladies show.

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  7. as margaret cho's mother once asked, "is he the gaaayyyyyyyyy????"

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  8. There seems to be a rash of these videos going around. Check out this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

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  9. i also like the other song, "he's our promised seed".

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  10. This fucking pisses me off - they TOTALLY ripped off my 'ography moves without giving me any credit 0R royalties.

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  11. I'm ready to renew my mind!

    Wait... is there baptism involved? Cause I'm kind of a Jew.

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  12. maicle9/20/2008

    I didn't laugh. I cried.

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  13. What's amazing is that these people probably have no formal dance training at all, yet their belief in Jesus gave them the power to break it down, yo. Truly, Jesus is the reason for the season -- the next season of "America's Got Talent," that is. Ring-ring -- NBC calling!

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  14. i saw this on "the soup" and had to link to it from my site too. they are very...precise, i'll give them that. also: digging the church lady vibrato!

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  15. Ha ha ha! You guys crack me up!

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