Apparently, I jumped the gun. Zac Efron has told MTV News that he has not, in fact, signed on to do the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie: "No one has talked to me about it. I didn't even know [about it]." What we do know is that he is starring in 17 Again, the Matthew-Perry-magically-turns-into-Zefron movie that's just unleashed its trailer:
...Holy crap! I just clicked on that first link, which took me to my "Zac Efron Bathes After All" post, and the Google ad at the top was advertising my former therapist, who I've written about before. (You might not get the same ad.) (By the way, regular readers, you do know those Google ads are there for a reason, right?) Does my therapist's appearance on that particular post have some kind of cosmic significance?!