Respect My Gay Authority!

During my live stage shows, I often make the claim that I am the worldwide authority on the High School Musical franchise and its gayness. Alas, this is not lofty exaggeration, people!

Go to Google, and do a search on the words "high school musical" and "gay." What is the first thing that comes up?! ME!!!!!

You know, if they launched some class on HSM at some Ivy League institution, I would be on the shortlist to teach that motherfucker.


  1. Do we get an 'A' if we sleep with the professor? (I mean 'grade,' not . . . )

  2. You, sir, are relentless! :)