Countering those smelly rumors that he doesn't bathe regularly, Zac Efron told Moviefone: "I assure you I showered this morning. Minutes before I got here. And I do it every day. Sometimes twice."
Now that that's cleared up, other rumors that have proven to be true: Zefron will indeed star in the Footloose remake, with Kevin Bacon's blessing, and he will appear opposite Johnny Depp in the fourth installment of the Pirates of the Carribean franchise.
Are these signs of God's existence or of the impending apocalypse? How you answer depends on who you are.