Zac Efron Is Not Dead!

You can't trust those damn foreigners! An unidentified "foreign newspaper" (I bet it was from the Philippines!) recently published a story claiming that Zac Efron had been killed. According to various news reports, Zefron had to call his mother to assure her he still had a pulse. This blog's readers, of course, would've never believed such nasty rumors because we all know that Zac Efron is immortal. He will be able to do the booty dance for all of eternity:


  1. Get Bart Johnson to booty dance for me and I will be utterly sold.

  2. Man, I can't believe you remember daddy's name.