New Contest for SoCal Residents! Write a Photo Caption, and Win a Pair of Theater Tickets!

When notice of Ken Roht's 99 Cent Only Calendar Girl Competition, an R&B beauty pageant/theater extravaganza in which the audience picks the winner every night, landed in my inbox, I had to find out more because the show seems like the kind of theatrical reinvention of which I'm so fond (that's what Jukebox Stories is all about, after all). I mean, c'mon!, it features "elaborate costumes and sets composed entirely of items from the 99 Cent Only Store."

Well, it turns out that the producers of the show, which runs December 4 through 21 at Bootleg Theater in Los Angeles, are offering Bamboo Nation readers a chance to win free tickets! I have two pairs of tickets (that's a $50 value for each pair!) to give away. Winners may attend any performance, except for December 6.

All you have to do is write a caption for the photo below. Anyone in Southern California can enter. Leave your caption in the comments section. If you're not a Blogger member, you can comment anonymously and leave your first name or last name or your initials; when I announce the winner, you'll know if you won and all you have to do is e-mail me. My two favorite captions will win the tickets, and I'll also post a few of my favorite entries next week. Deadline for captions/entries is Monday, December 1, 2008, 11:59PM.

For more information on the show, go to the 99 Cent Only Calendar Girl Competition website.

Caption This:

18 comments:

  1. Anonymous11/25/2008

    My diaper is a Little Baggie.

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  2. Anonymous11/25/2008

    Cash and Carry Me.

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  3. Anonymous11/25/2008

    Curl up and Dye.

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  4. Anonymous11/25/2008

    Port-a-potty.

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  5. Anonymous11/25/2008

    Thanksgiving Special: $.99 a Pound!

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  6. Anonymous11/25/2008

    I prefer paper, thanks.

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  7. Anonymous11/25/2008

    New from Gerberbabies, China. . . toddlerheads.

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  8. Recession giveaway! Baby girl with every purchase!

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  9. Okay I don't live in LA so I'm not going to attempt a caption, but could you just mail me the baby? Thanks.

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  10. The Babies 'R Us Adoption Agency presents the hot new way to shop and adopt... Baby-To-Go!

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  11. Fuck strollers. Fuck REI baby backback. Fuck baby slings. We're new school. Plastic bags biatches!

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  12. Anonymous11/26/2008

    Happy Harroween! :-)

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  13. BOGOF


    or


    Pizza? I thought you said pick up a little Asian!

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  14. You know I don't live in SoCal but;

    Chinese adoptions have gotten out of hand as is evident by the speed and lackadaisical delivery of the babies to their new parents.

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  15. Anonymous11/26/2008

    Want to sample a Little Asian?

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  16. Yet another reason for eco-friendly grocery bags.

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  17. Count me in! I live in LA and would LOVE to see this show! Here's my entry...

    In these troubled times, even the fabled Stork has had to accept advertising sponsors for his baby deliveries.

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  18. I love children, but I can never finish a whole one.

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