Softcore Ballet

The bouncing boobs and vaginal chat that have fallen upon this blog lately come to a screeching halt today, the day I discovered that ballet—when done right—is like watching good, old-fashioned, softcore porn. I'd like to introduce you to Roberto Bolle, an Italian dancer who has effectively knocked every hot celebrity clear out of my spank bank:

[Thanks to Patty Hose for sending me this.]