In a move guaranteed to make sure that he will never get laid, a 19-year-old recently had his name legally changed to "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined," which is thought to be the longest in the world—beating out Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams, a Texan girl.

[Thanks to Misty Harris at Popcultini for posting this.]
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4 Comments

  1. there should be rules against being that stupid.

     

  2. LAP Said,

    So is his stupid last name "combined"? He's Mr. Combined?

     

  3. Aw, now isn't "stupid" a bit harsh, you two?

    (*Snickers privately to self at teen's stupidity.*)

     

  4. 19 huh? And this is why I don't date around my age. Damn fucking stupid.

     



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