Since Daniel Radcliffe's flopping penis got a drubbing in the comments section of this blog, OMG, and Defamer, I must jump to his genital defense! You cannot judge the size of a man's penis when it is flaccid! It is inaccurate to issue authoritative commentary about a guy's cock size unless you've seen it fully erect. It just makes sense. I mean, ladies, have you ever tried stuffing a flaccid penis into you? Not fun!