Well, guess what? My nighttime Zefron-induced metaphysical journeys are now fully documented universal truths! Last week, photographers on the Disney Studios lot in Burbank, California, caught Zac Efron checking himself out in the reflection of an SUV window! God, just knowing that he does this kind of thing gets me all kinds of hot and bothered.
I can picture him drifting off to sleep every night, singing, "I don't want/Anybody else/When I think about me/I touch myself." You know he does that. You know.