Burger King's Body Spray

When I first heard about Flame, a body spray made by Burger King and marketed as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat," I thought it was a joke. But it's not. The product ($3.99 per bottle) is real.
The mass purveyor of grilled meat is offering, for a limited time, something even better than their usual piles of beef patties. This week, American men were given the chance to smell like their favourite meat snack with the launch of Flame, Burger King's contribution to the perfume market....

Flame, a body spray for men, was launched this week online and in a selection of US stores, the list of which can be found on the perfume's website, which is named, appropriately, firemeetsdesire.com.
Ladies, do you like your men's floppy bits to smell like hamburgers? 'Cuz if you do...YOU ARE SICK!


  1. Anonymous12/22/2008

    Wow. I love me some meat on a sesame seed bun. Burger King is so 80's, MAN! Putting that stuff in a bottle is so luscious! I'm in!

  2. The 3rd or 4th scene is the best! It's the King himself, lying in front of a fireplace, covered in only a piece of animal skin, pointing at the camera and making the "come hither" motion. SOOO SEXY!

    Does that really convince anyone to buy this perfume?

  3. At this point, if smelling like a Whopper would get me a lady, I rub myself down with 'em. (Yes, it's that bad.)

  4. Anonymous and Adoresixtyfour, it doesn't work. The only thing you'll attract are horny shitzus.

    Cris, OMG, the king is disgusting.