A couple weeks ago, Louise Larsen hatched a plan to get me into the premiere screening of Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (starring two guys from my imaginary harem, Drake Bell and Josh Peck) by having me pose as the adopted son of a white man. Wait. I'm getting ahead of myself. I'm going to let Louise take over from here.
Read "Part One: In Which Louise Hatches a Plot" to get a glimpse inside two equally obsessive minds.
And then read "Part Two: In Which Louise Recounts Her Great Adventure".
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