New Contest! Answer a Simple Question, and Win a Book!

As you may know, many people accidentally stumble upon my blog after doing a Google search for something, and I've been collecting the sometimes amusing keywords that lead them here. My favorite search engine query as of late: "Where do you put your penis in a woman?"

So for Bamboo Nation's latest contest, all you have to do is answer that one simple question. Anyone in the world can enter. Leave your answer in the comments section. If you're not a Blogger member, you can comment anonymously and leave your first name or last name or your initials; when I announce the winner, you'll know if you won and all you have to do is e-mail me. The deadline for answers/entries is Saturday, January 3, 2009, 11:59PM, and it is one answer/entry per person. I will select my three favorite answers, and a Bamboo Nation reader poll will determine one winner.

The prize is a copy of Richard E. Nisbett's The Geography of Thought: How Asians and Westerners Think Differently...and Why.

So, dear readers...

Where do you put your
penis in a woman?


  1. If there is a woman walking around with my penis in her, my answer is: "A DOCTOR!" 'Cuz I want a professional medical practitioner to get my penis out of that woman and put it back on me where it belongs!

  2. You definitely don't want to put your penis in a woman's purse- she might remove it and put it in her bank account.

    You also don't want to place it a woman's imagination, because she'll probably imagine it's alot bigger than it really is.

    You probably shouldn't put it in her wine cooler- women hate cocktails.

    You could put your penis in a woman's sister, but that could cause family problems.

    You could put your penis in a woman's husband and that would REALLY cause family problems.

    But if this question is asked in the literal sense, then my final answer is Vagina. You should put your penis in a woman's Vagina.

    And, yes, Vagina is always capitalized.

  3. Hypatia12/27/2008

    Well, wherever she'll let you.

  4. i don't have a penis.

    i'm too clever to have or want one..but, i do borrow them on occasion.

  5. Anonymous12/27/2008

    Well, if the woman is my wife, you don't get to put it anywhere.

  6. Anywhere she lets you.

  7. Definitely in the butt.

  8. Where ever she asks you to.
    (says my wife)

  9. Vagina, Butt, or Mouth. If I've skipped something, please let me know! Seriously, let me know.

  10. In her ear.

    They don't call it a 'wet willie' for nothing!

  11. Wherever it feels good, I guess. Mutually, that is.

  12. GenghisK12/29/2008

    in my worst nightmare.

  13. her Vajay-jay! where else? I capitalized even though it's a slang word. Do I get props for that?

  14. DCTransplant12/29/2008


    (No offense intended to anyone, it's just that I've done that and didn't like it one bit. I took it out and it was covered in blood. I thought she had teeth. Turns out it was something completely different. Full disclosure: I like women, just not for that.)

  15. Waal, if you don't know, I ain't agonna tell ya.
    From now on, it's up to you, fella.
    Words don't count at a time like this.

  16. Anonymous12/30/2008

    You put the lime in the coconut. The lotion in the basket. And your penis the great big dark.-J

  17. Anonymous12/30/2008

    I have a bright pink plastic penis with white pearls built in, and I put it in my diaper bag. Litobuck

  18. Anonymous1/03/2009

    You put your dick in her box. Leo