We're Taking Over America One City at a Time!


The following is a real trailer for a real documentary called "They're Coming to Your Town," evidence of unbelievably absurd propaganda that purports that The Gays are taking over the United States..."one city at a time!" Watch:


What is this Gay Agenda that people keep talking about? I never got the agenda. I want the agenda. I mean, I'm all for overrunning small-town America and spreading the scourge of homosexuality up and down virginal streets, but I can't help do that if I don't get my hands on that goddamn agenda!

[Thanks to The Constantly Dramatic One at Dramatic Musings for sending me this.]

11 comments:

  1. Fucking hell! Paranoid, much?
    Thanks, TCDO!

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  2. Ironic use of house music in the soundtrack?

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  3. Do you think there's a chance they'll suggest hiring a watchman to ring the cowbell and scream, "The gays are coming! The gays are coming!" as he runs through town?

    Fear + Hate Propaganda = DVD sales

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  4. PV, she's a fearmonger!

    Nachtrieb, you know your L.A. posse misses you. We handle our pain by watching anti-gay propaganda videos.

    Chung, I wonder if it's on Netflix.... :)

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  5. That seemed so Onion-esque. I would laugh if it wasn't so disturbing that the AFA and its messianic following actually think that way!

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  6. The whole, "once gay activists get into power, they're not very tolerant of other people," line cracks me up.

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  7. Misty and Mjpike, I would like to see them do a full-length film that has a gays-taking-over doomsday scenario. That would be more hilarious than Airplane!

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  8. You know.....if you guys watched this after uh...5 glasses of Vodka....it is even more funnier.

    Seriously.

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  9. CDO: Is there any other way to watch YouTube? lol

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  10. I just watched it again, and I laughed when the guy says, "Purchase your copy...or a five pack!" Man, do people actually consider buying five motherfucking copies of that thing?!

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  11. I just picked up my five pack at costco last weekend.

    What?

    It was a good deal!

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