LOREN: You haven't eaten anything in two days! You have to eat this banana! Eat it!
PRINCE: I hate bananas when I'm well! Why would I willingly eat it now?!
When I woke up this morning, I felt like somebody was punching me repeatedly in the stomach. While that pain has subsided, I still feel like an invisible hand has reached inside me and is squeezing my intestines.
How bad has it been? Until now, I haven't been on my computer since Friday afternoon! For someone with his laptop practically stitched into his clothing, that's really bad. (Bamboo Nation's weekend posts were pre-scheduled and posted automatically. So even though I was offline, I was still posting. Which, come to think of it, is kind of sick in itself.)
Remind me never to get ill again. Sometimes I forget.