I Am Not an Exotic Dancer

Posted by Prince Gomolvilas
ON Tuesday, January 27, 2009
This has been doing the rounds via e-mail, and it's pretty funny. A little girl turned in this drawing as her homework:

The mother sent a letter to the teacher to clarify:
Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Mrs. Smith
Yeah, I don't know how real this all is, but who cares—I laughed and laughed.

[Thanks to Patty Hose for sending me this.]
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  1. mr jp Said,

    look at all that money ! no wonder the kid wants to be like her mom


  2. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


  3. thelastnoel Said,

    As if being an exotic dancer is a bad thing.


  4. I want to believe that the mother IS a stripper, but is just trying to cover her tracks.


  5. Mommy's very popular!


  6. Alf Said,

    HILARIOUS! The kid's talented and the mom too, at least according to the homework.


  7. Hey I heard stripping is good money.


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