Within hours of me posting Sharon and Fred's piss-your-pants funny video about Elliott Lester, the sublime duo have taken said video off the internet for some reason. See why you must visit Bamboo Nation repeatedly throughout the day?! You may miss something absolutely amazing!
Well, I'll keep checking to see if they put the video back up. In the meantime, let's return to the bizarre Japanese TV show, Zuiikin' English, which previously taught you how to fend off American robbers by using English phrases chanted by girls doing aerobics. The theory behind the show, I presume, is that learning English is much easier if you can connect words to specific physical activities. I don't know if this is sound science, but at least it has yielded the following clip, in which the aerobics girls teach you how to affirm your diarrhea. Um...WHAT?! Watch: