What happens when a Chinese man decides to dye the fur of his dog black and white? His new companion becomes Panda Dog! Cute for the world, but humiliating for the mutt, I'm sure.
Not to fear though—according to China.org, "The dog owner has been reportedly detained 36 times to date on suspicion that he kept a panda illegally." Serves him right. Let that dog have a little dignity, would you? (By the way, where do you just up and buy a panda?!)
Dogs should live average, everyday lives and do normal things like play fetch with Matthew McConaughey. Watch:
[Thanks to The Constantly Dramatic One.]