Panda Dog!

What happens when a Chinese man decides to dye the fur of his dog black and white? His new companion becomes Panda Dog! Cute for the world, but humiliating for the mutt, I'm sure.

Not to fear though—according to China.org, "The dog owner has been reportedly detained 36 times to date on suspicion that he kept a panda illegally." Serves him right. Let that dog have a little dignity, would you? (By the way, where do you just up and buy a panda?!)

Dogs should live average, everyday lives and do normal things like play fetch with
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[Thanks to The Constantly Dramatic One.]

2 comments:

  1. The dog is actually pretty damn cute. I wanna kick it around a lil bit.

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  2. This guy clearly has too much time on his hands--1) to dye his dog's fur, and 2) to voluntarily deal with Chinese bureaucracy whenever his dog is detained.

    Maybe he has nothing better to do, but I bet Panda Dog is like, "Dude, let me out of airport security--I have a date with a hot grizzly-poodle at the dog park."

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