When in Doubt...Bacon!

For those of you who hate daily dental care activities, perhaps you will be enticed to keep your teeth clean and healthy with...bacon floss? Yes, as the website says, "Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there anything bacon can’t improve?"

Since the answer is a resounding, "No!," there's a bunch of other bacon products for you to enjoy, including bacon jelly beans, bacon gumballs, bacon mints, and the currently sold-out bacon air freshener.

(Um...WHAT?!)


3 comments:

  1. I don't understand America. What's next, dirt-scented laundry detergent? Madness, I tell you.

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  2. America! Love it or leave it! Oh, wait a minute. You're not here.

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  3. I have dual citizenship though, so I can be a fairweather American. lol (for example, at times when Babe-flavoured dental floss is not involved)

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