Hey, You Texted Me First

The other night I received a mysterious text message from a stranger, who clearly intended to send the text to someone else and not to me. The text read:

No we did not make it this time. both taylor coaches had a loss.

Being the evil genius that I am, I decided to play along. So I sent this message back:

It is all your fault.

Minutes later the stranger sent me this desperate text:

What why

So I replied:

If you have to ask, then it is worse than I thought.

The stranger stopped sending me messages after that. Damn. I was just getting started!


  1. Gotta work on your baiting skills.... (;

  2. Anonymous3/17/2009

    This proves you are a bad person. But that does not mean I would kick you out of bed for eating crackers.

  3. Ah ahaha! I love it. If only it could have gone on longer...

  4. Oh that is so funny Prince, I didn't think anything would make me laugh today.

    Thanks. xo

  5. I wish I got wrong number calls more because then I would make gay sex noises.