Before going to bed lately, I have been saying a prayer that goes a little something like this: "Dear Lord, please help me. I do not want to turn into a douchebag and join Twitter. I want to use my superpowers for good. I'm enough of douchebag doing status updates on Facebook. Do not make me more so."
Thanks to a web series titled Super News!—and specifically an episode titled "Twouble with Twitters"—I now have more ammunition to kick Twitter in the stomach. This video is a tad on the long side (for Bamboo Nation, at least), but it's really funny. Watch:
(If you can't see the video above, go here.)
[Thanks to Aaron Lee Fineman for sending me this.]