No More Bacon?! I'm Quitting Church!

The following song does not quite reach the level of religious absurdity as "The Renewed Mind" (featuring a moonwalking worshipper) or "Jesus Is My Friend" (a tune bouncy enough to convert you instantly), but it offers some good laughs. It's about breakfast. No—it's about heaven. No—it's about how in heaven, there's no breakfast. WHAT?! Watch:

[Thanks to Louise Larsen for posting this.]


  1. Nice to see the House of the Lord still has room for people with the lyrical acumen of Melba toast.

  2. Interesting that the name on the drum kit behind them is "Darwin." They've got their own culture war going on in there. The assault on breakfast.