Don't you love going out into the South African wilderness and playing with dangerous lions as if they were cute little kittens? Watch:
At first, I thought, "Oh my god, there can be no good outcome to this video. That man is lunch." But, alas, I was wrong. And the next time I am confronted by a snarling group of lions, I will pet them, roll around with them, and talk to them in lolcat language!