Oh, this is good.
Attention San Francisco! You know why old Chinese ladies shove you and knock you on your ass when they're running for the 30 Stockton? It's because their survival-of-the-pushiest mentality is so prevalent in their homeland that it's in their very bones. Watch in awe as all these Chinese commuters try to cram into trains during rush hour, and then watch in horror as station agents lend helping hands. Behold:
[Thanks to Superbadfriend for sending me this.]
[Addendum 03.31.09: Several astute (know-it-all?) readers have pointed out that the above video clip takes place in Japan, not China. I apologize for the mistake. But can you really blame me for not being able to tell the Japanese from the Chinese?]