DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted of Mauling Woman Like a Bear

From the Onion News Network comes this story of an African-American man who is finally free after being wrongly convicted for murder. Watch:

I love that photograph of Janet Kelley with the bear cubs in the background.


  1. We've had to fear for so long about black men raping our women. Now we have to worry about them mauling them, too.