The Life and Times of Pork Chop: Pork Chop's Origin Story, Part 6

Posted by Prince Gomolvilas
ON Thursday, April 23, 2009
[Read "Pork Chop's Origin Story, Part 1," "Pork Chop's Origin Story, Part 2," "Pork Chop's Origin Story, Part 3," "Pork Chop's Origin Story, Part 4," and "Pork Chop's Origin Story, Part 5."]

Lick It Off
May 30, 2003

Loren and I cannot wait to bring home Pork Chop, the kitten we are adopting. It has extra toes! The SPCA won't let us have the kitten until it is two pounds. But it doesn't seem to be growing very fast. So the next time I visit the SPCA, I'm going to sneak in a stick of butter. When nobody's looking, I'm going to wipe butter all over Pork Chop's fur. That way, he'll lick it off and chunk up real fast.

Here's a photo of our baby.
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  1. "it doesn't seem to be growing very fast"

    Got over that, didn't he?


  2. Cheryl Said,

    So prophetic! It was like the butter lingered for six years and he chunked up accordingly.


  3. Look, it's tiny baby Rocco!


  4. Oh my god, so damn cute!


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