Pizza Vending Machine!

If I had $1 million, I would do many things, but the first thing I would do is buy a pizza vending machine and put it in my kitchen. This is not a luxury; this is a basic human need, you know, like water and air. Watch:

I cannot think of a technological advance more groundbreaking than this, except for maybe automatic soap dispensers for the home. (Guess what my apartment was just blessed with two of? Guess, bitches...! Behold:)


  1. Yummy.

    Do you remember the French Fry vending machine?