I know that you were waiting all weekend to hear what I had to say about 17 Again. After all, my unholy obsession with Zac Efron combined with the fact that the film grossed 24.1 million unholy dollars over the past three days exponentially increased the odds that I would have seen the movie by now and would be writing an unholy blog post about it.
But, alas, this post shall be designated a post of disappointment because I didn't make it out to my local cinema at all this weekend. Frankly, the trailer for 17 Again looks iffy, and I cannot let anything—anything—soil my untarnished opinion of Zefron. Going to see this flick is too risky a proposition—that is, until I hear from you, dear readers.
What have you heard about the film? Did you see it yourself? But, most importantly, how many shirtless shots are there? How naked does he get? Is there any good spank material in there somewhere? I mean, is there anything in it that rivals Zefron's near-pornographic musical number, "Scream," from High School Musical 3, in which he writhes on the floor in a tank top, pulls angrily at his clothing, crawls sexily up a staircase, and does a pole dance with ropes? Watch:
Oh, yeah, and it's raining balls!