Attack of the Killer Penis
Categories: Horror, Movies, Videos
I never saw the indie horror flick, Teeth, because the thought of a vagina with fangs that bites off men's penises makes me think that waterboarding ain't so bad. As a movie watcher, I'm not so sure how much more acceptable is One-Eyed Monster, a film that kills off roly-poly porn legend Ron Jeremy only to have his detached penis come to life and slay people in unique ways. Yes, the movie is available on DVD, but I don't think I can handle watching anything that depicts penises—oh, glorious penises!—as things of evil. Watch the trailer:
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Now how far down the toilet must one's acting career be to accept a role in that film?! Not something to be proud to have on a resume!
Maybe the penis is evil, but at least it's smart: It knows Morse code!
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