Attack of the Killer Penis

Posted by Prince Gomolvilas
ON Monday, June 08, 2009

I never saw the indie horror flick, Teeth, because the thought of a vagina with fangs that bites off men's penises makes me think that waterboarding ain't so bad. As a movie watcher, I'm not so sure how much more acceptable is One-Eyed Monster, a film that kills off roly-poly porn legend Ron Jeremy only to have his detached penis come to life and slay people in unique ways. Yes, the movie is available on DVD, but I don't think I can handle watching anything that depicts penises—oh, glorious penises!—as things of evil. Watch the trailer:

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  1. Patty Hose Said,

    Now how far down the toilet must one's acting career be to accept a role in that film?! Not something to be proud to have on a resume!


  2. Cheryl Said,

    Maybe the penis is evil, but at least it's smart: It knows Morse code!


  3. Anonymous Said,

    perfect movie..if they can make movies about vaginas cutting off penises witch is totally uncalled for ..finally a penises hurting women


  4. Anonymous Said,

    This movie is a must-have for ANY self-respecting middle-aged man!


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