Maintaining Your Dignity on the Toilet

In the fine tradition of the piss-your-pants funny piss product, the UroClub, comes...Comfort Wipe! You won't want to believe this is real either, but, oh, it is. It's a perfect gift for those people who have a tentative relationship with their own ass. Watch:

"Being a big guy certainly has its advantages and its disadvantages": ha ha ha ha ha!


  1. Worst product ever.

  2. What innovation happened to toilet paper in the 1880s? Perforations? Or just the fact that you now had your choice between Sears Roebuck and Montgomery Ward?