Tour of (Jury) Duty

I am doing jury duty this week, and I am happy to report that the building I'm in (the Clara Shortridge Foltz Criminal Justice Center) has free wireless internet service. I can't access YouTube or Facebook because of their firewall (oh, the pain of being denied!), but I can thankfully check e-mail, blog, and download porn. Oh, I can also write, of course (no internet necessary to do that), but I choose not to. I mean, I can't create works of genius while being surrounded by all these common people!

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  1. Well, at least you can download porn!

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  2. Thank heavens for small things.

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  3. And if you take good notes about the common people, you'll have lots of material when you go back to your ivory tower.

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