Your Boobies Need Tender Loving Care

In the remarkably perceptive L.A. Story, Steve Martin famously declares, "I could never be a woman because I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day." But I have come to learn that breasts are not merely playthings and must be tended to with some tender loving care. I learned this after seeing a commercial for Kush Support (a real product!), which demonstrates that your boobies need attention even while you are sleeping. Watch:


8 comments:

  1. That is a 55 dollar slip resistant dill if you ask me...

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  2. I know my boobies could use some of that kind of support. (Where do the batteries go?)

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  3. thank god! seriously! you can't let your new fake implants slide while they're healing!

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