As you may have guessed, I frequently create fantasies in my head at night before I drift off to sleep, one of which involves Channing Tatum having a lurid past as a go-go dancer who strips for money. Further evidence that I should keep dreaming what I'm dreaming because it all eventually comes true, Us Weekly just uncovered partially nude 1999 video footage—not pictures, actual video!—of Channing Tatum stripping at Male Encounter, an all-male revue that Floridian ladies screamed in ecstasy during. He only strips down to his tiny thong, but I presume this is not safe for work anyway, due to his shaking ass. Watch:
How naked do you have to get to consider it naked? He apparently never went the Full Monty, but this is naked enough for me to have enough material for my spank bank for weeks!