Since I don't know anything about sports (hell-ooooo!), I wasn't aware that soccer players don't wear anything underneath their shorts. Or at least the guy in the following clip doesn't. That's why, in the heat of battle, his man-spear slips out and starts flopping around like a rainbow flag on a windy day. This is probably not safe for work, but, oh, it's worth the risk of getting fired to see it right now. Watch:
Speaking of gay soccer ;-) I am reminded of the entertaining 2004 German comedy, Guys & Balls, which is about a gay soccer team facing off against a bunch of homophobes. Read my review of Guys and Balls here.
Also, Rudo y Cursi may not be about gay soccer players, but scorching-hot Latino superstars Diego Luna and Gael Garcia Bernal are in it, which makes it gay enough for me! Read my review of Rudo y Cursi here.
And if real-life gay soccer is what you want, you might be interested in the story of Robbie Rogers, who came out of the closet at the height of his career and risked everything.
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