It's Prince--Mr. Gomolvilas if You're Nasty

(An H&M clothing store. PRINCE and LOREN browse.)

LOREN
Try this on.

PRINCE
No.

LOREN
Just put it on.

PRINCE
Fine.

(PRINCE puts on a jacket.)

LOREN
That fits really well on you!

PRINCE
Ugh!

LOREN
It looks good!

PRINCE
I look like Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation!

LOREN
Don't you understand how amazing it is that you've found a store where you can put on a jacket and it fits you perfectly and it doesn't need to be tailored?!

PRINCE
Who cares?! I look like Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation!

(PRINCE takes off the jacket, throws it at LOREN.)

LOREN
You're impossible!

PRINCE
Ha-rumph!

(End of scene.)


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