Levi Johnston: Jesus Hunter!

Posted by Prince Gomolvilas
ON Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Levi Johnston is in rare form today. He's posting brief and amusing polemics against religion on Twitter. Oh, what would ex-mama Palin think? Ha ha ha ha ha! He began the day by posting stuff in mock ad copy like this:

Religion - making great world wars since 3000 bc.

Religion- keeping the whole middle east in the Dark Ages since 600 ad.

RELIGION - controlling , deluting & dividing the masses since 3000 bc.

Religion - If you ask questions you're going to HELL ! !

Religion - Sending GAYS to HELL since 315 ad

RELIGION :: Screw your so called SCIENCE FACTS !!! when I got my bible that tells me not !

He then started citing Bible passages that command people to do ridiculous things like this:

If a man marries, & hates wife,can claim she wasn't a virginAND SHE is to be stoned to death at her father's doorstep. deut 22:13

If a VirGiN is raped in the city & doesn't cry out loud enough, then "the men of the city shall stone her to death." DEUT22:23-24---WTF ????

You can't go to church if your testicles are damaged or your penis has been cut off. DEUT23:1- SUCKS IF U HAVE TESTICULAR CANCER

If a man dies childless, his brother rape his wife,If he refuses,the dead man's wife is to loosen his shoe & spit in his face. deut25:5-10

Forget Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens. Go Team Levi!
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  1. Will Said,

    please change the title of the blog to "Levi Johnston Nation"


  2. That's a good idea. Thanks for the tip.


  3. Ray Avito Said,

    Okay, I really am starting to enjoy Levi. I'm tempted to start a Twitter account just to follow him.


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