Levi Johnston: Jesus Hunter!

Levi Johnston is in rare form today. He's posting brief and amusing polemics against religion on Twitter. Oh, what would ex-mama Palin think? Ha ha ha ha ha! He began the day by posting stuff in mock ad copy like this:

Religion - making great world wars since 3000 bc.

Religion- keeping the whole middle east in the Dark Ages since 600 ad.

RELIGION - controlling , deluting & dividing the masses since 3000 bc.

Religion - If you ask questions you're going to HELL ! !

Religion - Sending GAYS to HELL since 315 ad

RELIGION :: Screw your so called SCIENCE FACTS !!! when I got my bible that tells me not !

He then started citing Bible passages that command people to do ridiculous things like this:

If a man marries, & hates wife,can claim she wasn't a virginAND SHE is to be stoned to death at her father's doorstep. deut 22:13

If a VirGiN is raped in the city & doesn't cry out loud enough, then "the men of the city shall stone her to death." DEUT22:23-24---WTF ????

You can't go to church if your testicles are damaged or your penis has been cut off. DEUT23:1- SUCKS IF U HAVE TESTICULAR CANCER

If a man dies childless, his brother rape his wife,If he refuses,the dead man's wife is to loosen his shoe & spit in his face. deut25:5-10

Forget Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens. Go Team Levi!

3 comments:

  1. please change the title of the blog to "Levi Johnston Nation"

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  2. That's a good idea. Thanks for the tip.

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  3. Okay, I really am starting to enjoy Levi. I'm tempted to start a Twitter account just to follow him.

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