(A theater event at a restaurant. PRINCE and HOWARD greet.)
PRINCE: Howard, I'm glad you're blogging regularly again.
PRINCE: You wrote a great post the other day, "The Snobbery of Omission."
PRINCE: I almost linked to it on my blog, but I was too lazy.
(HOWARD continues smiling, but it's through his angry teeth.)
...Okay, okay, fine, I'll stop being lazy, and tell you to read some of Howard's recent work. I guess I feel guilty for promoting Levi Johnston so much and ignoring everybody else. (Can you blame me?)
Read "The Snobbery of Omission."
Read "10 Things I Love About David Bowie."
Read the whole damn blog.