Boxing just doesn't appeal to me as a spectator sport (unless Channing Tatum is fighting and shirtless), but the barbaric, animalistic nature of two individuals beating each other up sort of makes sense when it comes to cats. Yes, cats. Watch:
As much as I appreciate the feline grace of a boxing match such as this, Pork Chop would just sit on them and be done with it. Heft has its advantages.