Levi Johnston: No Deal

Posted by Prince Gomolvilas
ON Monday, November 16, 2009
This is the darkest day in Bamboo Nation history. Gawker reports that Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio announced that Levi Johnston "did not give 'full-frontal' as his manager Tank Jones reported he would. We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them. Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full-on frontal nudity." No wonder this smut mag is practically out of business! This is the worst day ever!

By the way, in Oprah Winfrey's interview with Sarah Palin today, Palin mentioned how she was disappointed in Levi's "aspiring porn" career. Wait just one second, woman!

What Levi is doing is not porn! Being photographed with a hockey stick in front of your hockey stick does not constitute pornography!
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1 Comment

  1. jterry Said,

    This is an outrage! I demand a re-shoot.


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