Handjobs Are the Perfect Christmas Gift!

When I first saw the commercial for a product called a "Handjob," I thought it had to be a joke. I mean, there's nothing strange about a grip pad that helps you open tight jars—I believe there may be one in my kitchen. But, again, this particular product is called a Handjob, for Christ's sake, and the people who made the funny ad seem to be in on it:



I went to the product's website, ineedahandjob.com, and it appears to be a legitimate product that you can indeed buy and have shipped to you.

I never would've imagined that you could get two handjobs for under five bucks, but I guess things are tough all over.

[Crossposted on The Bilerico Project.]

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