For those of you who have been greatly anticipating each and every installment of "Pork Chop's 15-Week Weight-Loss Challenge," I have some bad news. The scale that I use to weigh Pork Chop is broken, and his weekly diet updates will have to come to a stop until I manage to make it out of the house and purchase a new one. This may take a while. Now I personally don't think Pork Chop himself broke the scale, but I can't be sure and I don't want to accuse him of doing something he didn't do. So don't spread nasty rumors, gossipers!