With a post headline like that, you just know that we're going to visit the wonderfully bizarre world of Japanese television. I swear I watched that chimp poke that penis like six times, and I laughed hysterically every single time. Anyway, all the wackiness builds to a suspenseful climax. Will the adorable ape get to have his cake and eat it too? Or will he be thwarted by the bulldogs? Or the angry bird? Watch:
By the way, today I had to look up the difference between chimps and monkeys.