In a previous Bamboo Nation post, we established Mr. Colin Farrell's love of a woman's vagina, which I assume can be attributed to the fine scent it emits. When you go down there, I'm sure you too want to scream, like Mr. Farrell, "Breakfast, lunch, and motherfucking dinner right here!"

It was only inevitable, then, that a product like Vulva Original (this is 100% real and not a joke!) would hit the market with such shameless force. It's not a perfume or anything like that. It's a container of vagina scent that you can sniff whenever you want.

According to the manufacturers:

The vaginal scent of a beautiful woman. VULVA Original is NOT a perfume. It is the feminine, erotic, intimate scent for your own smelling pleasure. The NEW scent filled into an exclusive glass phial with a comfortable roll-on-applicator with more content of that precious, organic substance.

Our greatest challenge was to preserve the intimate scent without altering the essences thereof. After many years of extensive testing and an especially developed preservation procedure, we have succeeded in capturing the sought-after organic vaginal scent with a long lasting effect.

The phial is shaken gently...only a tiny amount of the slightly yellow, desirable substance is applied onto the back of the hand and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head. Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the intimate smell of an irresistible woman.

Seriously, guys? Seriously?

Here's the probably not-safe-for-work promotional video. Watch:

The naked-woman photos on the definitely not-safe-for-work website are kind of hilarious.

[Thanks to Brent Rose.]
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  1. jterry Said,

    Thanks for the laugh. I definitely needed it this morning. As for those models, they need some heat in that studio. Those ladies have goosebumps! Nobody wants a chilly vagina.


  2. wjackalope Said,

    I thought we liked vaginas IN SPITE of the smell


  3. Patty Hose Said,

    Oh no, OH NO they didn't! That's just wrong! So, can I sniff HIS jock strap? Please!


  4. John Said,

    If there's a market for this, is there a market for concentrated ball sweat?


  5. Brent Rose Said,

    So glad you used this. And I agree, there should be a ball version. Maybe call it Scrotembassy, by Calvin Klein. Or Sackulence.


  6. I can't wait for the scratch 'n sniff version.


  7. I wonder if straight women like the smell of a man. Down there. How 'bout it ladies? Shall we manufacture one for you?


  8. Sterling Said,

    I think we need to market Scrotal Original: The Ripe Scent of a Man, it's ready and waiting for you, ladies. You just roll a tad on the back of your hand, and then remember that you make your man take a shower before sex.


  9. Ha ha, these suggestions are funny. I should've held a Name the Male Version of Vulva Original Contest....


  10. I thought blow up dolls were the creepiest and loneliest way to get off. I was wrong.


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